02 March 2010

I Can't Think of Any More Bunny Puns, Here is Part 3


We now conclude our look at Barbies and animals.

23 Temporarily Unemployed Barbie demonstrates against the bloody whaling and the cull of ruddy ducks.
24 Karaoke Queen Barbie reveals that she stopped buying bone meal and cow dung five years ago. Since then she and her husband Trainspotter Ken have grown their award-winning turnips using vegan-organic methods.
25 Auburn Scientist Barbie and Pink-Haired Scientist Barbie use epidemiology to study diseases.
26 Tattooist Barbie and platonic best friend Waitress Barbie send used stamps to a horse sanctuary to help it raise money.
27 Intellectual Barbie objects to the term "bird brain", as she thinks birds are more intelligent than most people give them credit for.
28 Actuarial Scientist Barbie posts a witty reply to a meat eater on the internet.
29 Postwoman Barbie sponsors llamas, as do Surprisingly-Young-Grandmother Barbie and Blogger Barbie. The llamas are named Magritte and Dali.
30 Polar Explorer Barbie unexpectedly turns up at the South Pole, posing for photo opportunities with injured penguins that she nursed back to health on her journey. She looks gorgeous in her non-fur outfit and explains her unexpected location thus: "I had a blonde moment and forgot how to use my compass."
31 Dominatrix Mistress Barbie, another fan of non-leather footwear, writes to her MP (a regular client). She demands that jockeys be banned from whipping race horses.
32 Domestic Goddess Barbarella Awesome whips up a lovely vegan chocolate mousse for a dinner party.
33 Presidential Candidate Barbie realises she has been wrong about moose, and so many other things. She asks fans to suggest new names for her children Trap, Pistol and Trigger.

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